Philosopher Of Technology Gifts

"I don't think we'll ever see a day when robots replace us humans."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Computer help.

Domestic Spying Drones

Information about information about information about information.

I think therefore I am.

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME."

"I'm not an AI, I'm a human being."

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

Maybe I was wrong?

Myspace then and now.

Ode to Nature.

"What next?"

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."