Tech-savvy Philosophers Gifts

"Have you tried turning it off and then on again?"

"That brings us to your search history."

"Siri, how do I build a cabin with no freakin' tools?"

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

Computer help.

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Domestic Spying Drones

Information about information about information about information.

I think therefore I am.

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

'What does the internet have against my people?'

Artificial intelligence discovers racism

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."