Tech-savvy Thinkers Gifts

"At what age can we expect him to understand digital technology?"

"I-pod therefore i-am."

"Are the offline privacy settings available."

e-shoes

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Relaxing in the Sun

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Weird things I do because of the internet

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

The Re-Opening of Schools

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

Early Learning Today

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

CCTV in church.

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

"A virus ate my homework."