Tech-savvy Folks Gifts

"I like this place. You can charge your phone AND save the rainforest."

"If God had meant for man to interact rationally He wouldn't have given them internet forums."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

e-shoes

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Relaxing in the Sun

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

"Did you get my tweet?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Weird things I do because of the internet

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Early Learning Today

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

The Re-Opening of Schools

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

'Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

CCTV in church.

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"