Tech-savvy Technophiles Gifts

We're teaching using the 'show and tell' method,we show them where the training website is and tell them how to use it!

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

e-shoes

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Relaxing in the Sun

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Weird things I do because of the internet

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

The Re-Opening of Schools

Early Learning Today

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

CCTV in church.