Tech-savvy Technophiles Pillows

We're teaching using the 'show and tell' method,we show them where the training website is and tell them how to use it!

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

e-shoes

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Relaxing in the Sun

Weird things I do because of the internet

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Early Learning Today

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

The Re-Opening of Schools

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

CCTV in church.