Technophiles Pillows

Trump Musk interview

The Execution of the Robot

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

Baby Screen Time

Grandma's caf

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

High speed cinder block

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

"Tarzan no want computer."

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Computer Head

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

"The record player is skipping again."

Copier is hypnotizing office worker.

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

Pensioners and Phones

The Line-up

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

"I have no problem with A.I."

"I was hoping it was one of those smart rakes that rakes the yard for mee..."

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

'You're never alone when you've got a phone.'

We're teaching using the 'show and tell' method,we show them where the training website is and tell them how to use it!

Man says 'It's time to embrace new technology', computer replies: 'I'm not hugging you until you get these sticky notes off me.'