Technophiles Prints

Trump Musk interview

The Execution of the Robot

'He used to think, now he just googles everything.'

Invention of the Toilet

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Baby Screen Time

Grandma's caf

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

High speed cinder block

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

"Tarzan no want computer."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

"The record player is skipping again."

Computer Head

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Copier is hypnotizing office worker.

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

Pensioners and Phones

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

The Line-up

'Isn't that cute? - She has an imaginary Facebook friend!'

We're replacing you with a robot that also does nothing, but does it more efficiently.

"I was hoping it was one of those smart rakes that rakes the yard for mee..."

'You're never alone when you've got a phone.'

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"