Modern Technophile Prints

'Dude, it's time for you to hang it up,'

"The sad part is they're talking to each other."

Bluetooth was the future.

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"The record player is skipping again."

Computer Head

"So when do we go online?"

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

Copier is hypnotizing office worker.

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

'No, no briefcase... FLATSCREEN.'

The Line-up

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

'You're never alone when you've got a phone.'

"I was hoping it was one of those smart rakes that rakes the yard for mee..."

"I have no problem with A.I."

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

'That's New.'

We're teaching using the 'show and tell' method,we show them where the training website is and tell them how to use it!