Young Technophile Prints

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

"I was hoping it was one of those smart rakes that rakes the yard for mee..."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"The record player is skipping again."

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

Computer Head

Copier is hypnotizing office worker.

"Dad, I want to become a doctor. I already know something about anatomy: A human being consists of a head, a belly, legs, arms, and a smartphone."

'My Christmas list-Chapter 1'

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

The Line-up

Baby Buggy Workstation.

'Notice how he likes his personal computer almost as well as his security blanket.'

"I have no problem with A.I."

'You're never alone when you've got a phone.'

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"