Young Technophile Mugs

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

"I was hoping it was one of those smart rakes that rakes the yard for mee..."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

Computer Head

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

"The record player is skipping again."

Copier is hypnotizing office worker.

"Dad, I want to become a doctor. I already know something about anatomy: A human being consists of a head, a belly, legs, arms, and a smartphone."

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."

'My Christmas list-Chapter 1'

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

The Line-up

'Notice how he likes his personal computer almost as well as his security blanket.'

Baby Buggy Workstation.

"I have no problem with A.I."

'He used to think, now he just googles everything.'

We're replacing you with a robot that also does nothing, but does it more efficiently.

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."