Technophile Mugs

'When I was your age the whole family had to gather around just one screen.'

Wind power for cars.

Man says 'It's time to embrace new technology', computer replies: 'I'm not hugging you until you get these sticky notes off me.'

"It's cash. It's kind of like a debit card."

"I think you rely entirely too much on your GPS. Believe it or not, there are times it's wrong."

"Don't worry, Mr. Jones. The fact that doctors still use pagers doesn't mean the hospital has outdated equipment!"

"We'll try putting you on a stronger antibionic"

Evolving fish crawls out of ocen and sees sign on beach.

'Those aren't locusts, Roy. They're delivery drones.'

"So, how's retirement treating you?"

"This virtual reality device is almost like having a home."

'Broken down! Mr. Stephenson mend it sir, mend it, its not rocket science.'

Prove you're not human

"John, I beg of you, don't go the same way your brother did. Don't google yourself to death!"

Copier is hypnotizing office worker.

Museum: Shopping Trolley

A rare glimpse of the African antennalope.

'You're never alone when you've got a phone.'

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

'You remember my shockproof, rustproof, waterproof, dustproof watch? Well, I lost it.'

'Uh-oh -- Bush found out about internet scams, and now he wants to invade Nigeria.'

"I couldn't call you right back. I'd just moisturized my hands and didn't want to sludge my screen."

"I'm thinking maybe we shouldn't hack into this site!"

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"... Maths? Isn't that what people had to do before they discovered calculators?"

"That's how many friends I have and that's how many unverified, idiotic posts I've shared."

"Poor Ed. His boss replaced him with a computer, and I replaced him with a Cocker Spaniel."

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

"We are gathered here together in the presence of no one to join this couple in socially distant matrimony."

Elon Musk Time's Person of the Year

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

The Line-up

'He's always got to have the latest gadget.'

"I'm out amongst 'em. What are you up to?"

Why Can't We Make Money From Our Mistakes Like Equifax?