Technophile In Disguise Mugs

'We've papered over the new flat screen TV to make it less obtrusive'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

"The record player is skipping again."

Computer Head

Copier is hypnotizing office worker.

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

The Line-up

Dramatic lighting in the drama department.

'You're never alone when you've got a phone.'

"I have no problem with A.I."

"I was hoping it was one of those smart rakes that rakes the yard for mee..."

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

Man says 'It's time to embrace new technology', computer replies: 'I'm not hugging you until you get these sticky notes off me.'

"It's cash. It's kind of like a debit card."

'Broken down! Mr. Stephenson mend it sir, mend it, its not rocket science.'

'What the...?!' 404 ERROR!

"I couldn't call you right back. I'd just moisturized my hands and didn't want to sludge my screen."

"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."

"This is the politicians model, it doesn't actually give an answer."