Techie In Disguise Mugs

"Thanks for the keyboard, grandma. But it's not the type I'm in need of."

The Anti-Agent

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Digital Fomo!

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'I'll be a responsible and mature asset to the company, as proven by the lack of asinine photos of me on Facebook.'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

"I think we could work very well together."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

Snake with headphones.

"Is there an audio edition?"

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

One-man band - One-man office

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

'It's a fake pony-tail and an hawaiian shirt Dad: I'm going for an IT job interview...'

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?'

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

'Oh, we don't need your references. We got hackers for that.'

Don't use your dog's name as a password

Edward and Mindy lived in a smart Alec building.

'If you don't stay seated, I'll have to use my pop-up blocker.'

"Could you let Mitten sit on all your keyboards to see which one she likes?"