Nerd In Disguise Mugs

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

Swiss army knife

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'The results of your physical exam are fine, except for your reflexes: They're more 'dog-like' than 'cat-like'.'

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

'Who put that thing there?'

For years the government has hidden the existence of Apollo 10 1/2...The embarrassing mission that got almost all the way to the moon before they realized they had forgotten the flag.

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

The moment that Professor Klutz realised he'd forgottedn to take the lends cap off the James Webb telescope prior to departure...

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

Dramatic lighting in the drama department.

"Recently, Ludwig Mizzledorp came up with some startling discoveries in particle physics. I'd like to sing for you some of his equations."

And what will it be today? The mask of comedy or tragedy?

"It's photo of a black hole."

"Let this guy go around."

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

'I found out what makes him tick - he'd swallowed a watch!'

"For my profile I'll be talking about the science you...but what about the fun you?"

'Another missile from Earth approaching, prepare to evacuate again!'

Neil Armstrong 1930-2012

"Oh, and one last item, Ernie: The periodic burst of high-pitched, maniacal laughter... is that new?"

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Astronauts - Shorty