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"Thanks for the keyboard, grandma. But it's not the type I'm in need of."

The Anti-Agent

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Digital Fomo!

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"I think we could work very well together."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

One-man band - One-man office

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"Is there an audio edition?"

Snake with headphones.

'It's a fake pony-tail and an hawaiian shirt Dad: I'm going for an IT job interview...'

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?'

'Oh, we don't need your references. We got hackers for that.'

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

Don't use your dog's name as a password

Edward and Mindy lived in a smart Alec building.

'If you don't stay seated, I'll have to use my pop-up blocker.'

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."