Tech-savvy Folks Pillows

"I like this place. You can charge your phone AND save the rainforest."

"If God had meant for man to interact rationally He wouldn't have given them internet forums."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

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"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Weird things I do because of the internet

Relaxing in the Sun

"Did you get my tweet?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Early Learning Today

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

The Re-Opening of Schools

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

'Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?'

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

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CCTV in church.

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).