Tech-savvy Pioneer Gifts

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

"Why didn't we think of that?"

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

The Thinker (with a laptop).

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

Psychology Clinic. Most potent example of solipsism I've ever seen --- he follows himself on Twitter.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

Websiteless -- please help.

This Cave Updated Daily.

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

'Wheel.'

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

"Buy my data $20"

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

A man in therapy session is communicating with his therapist through laptop . .

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

Sartre's E-Mail

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

He was under-performing so we replaced him with his Smart phone!

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Chasing the one big idea

Steve Jobs

"I forgot my homework, but there's a video of me doing it on youtube."