Tech-savvy Pioneer Gifts

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

"Why didn't we think of that?"

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

The Thinker (with a laptop).

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

Websiteless -- please help.

'Wheel.'

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

"Buy my data $20"

This Cave Updated Daily.

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

A man in therapy session is communicating with his therapist through laptop . .

He was under-performing so we replaced him with his Smart phone!

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Chasing the one big idea

"Since we became a paperless workplace, it's harder to keep track of how much work Ziegler is actually doing!"