Tech-savvy Exec Mugs

"Ok, if we could just synchronise chairs..."

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled 'OPS' and APPS.'

"Buy my data $20"

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

This Cave Updated Daily.

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

A man in therapy session is communicating with his therapist through laptop . .

'Technology is wonderful. It makes your people so much easier to use.'

Have you considered using email?

We don't use pink slips anymore. Just press 'delete' for Henderson and Philips.

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

"Raise your right hand and swear on the tablet..."

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

Employee performance review software.

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

"We're running late. Skip the brief, just give me the tweet."

'It says here that machine learning finds fake news with 88% accuracy. I think from now on I really need to edit my reports before I turn them in.'

"Since we became a paperless workplace, it's harder to keep track of how much work Ziegler is actually doing!"

"Larry, can you take over the meeting for a minute? My doctor is insisting I take a few deep breaths."

"Hey Ma, Timmy's please..."

'Forget it - the nearest wi-fi hot spot is in Rangoon.'

Rationalization