Tech-savvy Tactician Gifts

Doctor handing cell phone to patient: 'Here, take this and call me in the morning.'

Playing chess with a QR code for a chessboard

"Is anybody listening to me?"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled 'OPS' and APPS.'

"I can't remember, did you text me, call me, tweet me, email me, or just tell me about it?"

Internet Shoplifting

'Technology is wonderful. It makes your people so much easier to use.'

We don't use pink slips anymore. Just press 'delete' for Henderson and Philips.

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

"...and this year's Special Achievement Award for the longest undetected game of computer Solitaire goes to..."

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

'You'll be fine. Take two aspirin and call, fax, text or email me in the morning.'

Shark SMS Text

"Ms Hathaway, I need to test my mettle. Find someone on social media who thinks they can bully me."

"Larry, can you take over the meeting for a minute? My doctor is insisting I take a few deep breaths."

Armed Forces: We are need in of computer hackers to handle our cyber warfare defenses.

Wi-Fi password?

"Ok, if we could just synchronise chairs..."

"Peter's a man of few tweets, but many social media platforms."

'I'm very concerned about the surveillance society.'

Man video conferencing - "Shall we all meet up after this?"

'Email, fax, phone, text or courier?'

"The date was confusing. We both had the same text and email alert noises."