Tech-savvy Player Gifts

"...and this year's Special Achievement Award for the longest undetected game of computer Solitaire goes to..."

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"Did you get my tweet?"

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

City Marathon.

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

Wedding selfie stick

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

Rap-Nav.

'The computer is down... you'll have to wait for your hate mail.'

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"No textbooks. I'm strictly Web-fed."

LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

School boy uses 'Sats Nav' to navigate his way to exam room.

"I sent his online bullying to my spam folder and his personal bullying to the Principal's folder!"

"My son, using 'Reply All' is not a sin."

My fitness tracker said I was dead but I thought I'd better get a second opinion