Tech-savvy Athlete Gifts

"Our next competitors will attempt a reverse two and ah half somersaults in the pike position...while texting."

Baseball Selfie

Sports and new technologies

"They're stealing our signs, so I'm going to start texting them."

"I brought my phone so I can take a selfie of a disputed finish."

"Too much information."

"I don't think we need your smartwatch to tell us we need to pick up the pace. That turtle just passed us."

"So, you allowed a hit. Who cares what they're saying on social media? Do you have to check it after ever batter?"

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

'No wait. It's not the end of the round. It's just my mobile ringing.'

City Marathon.

City Marathon.

Basketball championship games in the future.

'It's an electronic ankle bracelet. If he leaves the player he should be guarding, it immediately alerts the coach.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Baseball Players with QR Codes on their Shirts.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

Messenger of the gods in the digital age.

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

Bike powered computer.

A man shoots at a drone.

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

Questions Online

"...and this year's Special Achievement Award for the longest undetected game of computer Solitaire goes to..."

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

'Romeo, Romeo, wi-fi art thou, Romeo...'

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

"New tricks CD Rom"

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

'I think putting a better team together might work, too.'