Tech-savvy Sportsman Gifts

A man shoots at a drone.

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

City Marathon.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

Messenger of the gods in the digital age.

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

Wedding selfie stick

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"The Scottish Premier is to start using goal-line technology similar to the 'Hawkeye' system currently used in the premier league. It's expected 'Och-Aye' will be installed at all grounds in time for next season."

"...and this year's Special Achievement Award for the longest undetected game of computer Solitaire goes to..."

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

Football Training Camp. Frank, I hear this new robot can play any position on offense. Is he a good tailback? Yeah, with new battery technology he can run all day! With the antenna raised, he can also be a receiver. And with the spam filter activated, he becomes a great blocker! Can he play quarterback? Of course! He has a scrambler software and a million-dollar arm!

'The new technology allows us to monitor all the players performance levels like heart rate, acting ability, etc.'

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

"I know what the 'e' in 'email' stand for...endless."

'I just got text-heckled!'

Playing chess with a QR code for a chessboard

Doctor handing cell phone to patient: 'Here, take this and call me in the morning.'

MLB 2020

'Good. Now just click on 'play'...'

Sports and new technologies

"Is anybody listening to me?"

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

'I think putting a better team together might work, too.'

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

Bruce Lee with dangerous mouse.

"Too much information."