Tech-savvy Sportsman Mugs

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

City Marathon.

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

Wedding selfie stick

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"The Scottish Premier is to start using goal-line technology similar to the 'Hawkeye' system currently used in the premier league. It's expected 'Och-Aye' will be installed at all grounds in time for next season."

"...and this year's Special Achievement Award for the longest undetected game of computer Solitaire goes to..."

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

'The new technology allows us to monitor all the players performance levels like heart rate, acting ability, etc.'

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

"I know what the 'e' in 'email' stand for...endless."

Doctor handing cell phone to patient: 'Here, take this and call me in the morning.'

'I just got text-heckled!'

Playing chess with a QR code for a chessboard

Sports and new technologies

MLB 2020

'Good. Now just click on 'play'...'

"Is anybody listening to me?"

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

'I think putting a better team together might work, too.'

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

Bruce Lee with dangerous mouse.

"Too much information."

"VAR ref..!!"