Tech-savvy Defender Mugs

Stalker

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

City Marathon.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

Wedding selfie stick

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

Rap-Nav.

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

Internet Shoplifting

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

"...and this year's Special Achievement Award for the longest undetected game of computer Solitaire goes to..."

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

Doctor handing cell phone to patient: 'Here, take this and call me in the morning.'

Playing chess with a QR code for a chessboard

Sports and new technologies

Tunnel of Love (Recorded for Security Purposes)

'Where are we? Check it out on trailquest, Bart.'

"Is anybody listening to me?"

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

Football merchandise - Replica bungs

"Too much information."

Dance Enthusiasts.