Tech-savvy Clubber Mugs

Rather than rely on a hunch to decide who gets into a trendy nightclub, bouncers now Google each person.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

City Marathon.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"The times – They have a changed."

Computer Music

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

Bike powered computer.

A man shoots at a drone.

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

We don't use pink slips anymore. Just press 'delete' for Henderson and Philips.

Questions Online

"...and this year's Special Achievement Award for the longest undetected game of computer Solitaire goes to..."

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

'Romeo, Romeo, wi-fi art thou, Romeo...'

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

"New tricks CD Rom"

Composer.

'These digital organs have a unique sound.'

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

Sports and new technologies

Pianist teleconferencing with a singer.

'Where are we? Check it out on trailquest, Bart.'

'I think putting a better team together might work, too.'

Concert Pianist "Almost finished."

Music Technology

Composer

"Virtual workouts are getting so realistic."

"Too much information."