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Stalker

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

City Marathon.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

Wedding selfie stick

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

Rap-Nav.

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

Internet Shoplifting

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

A man shoots at a drone.

"...and this year's Special Achievement Award for the longest undetected game of computer Solitaire goes to..."

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"

'Romeo, Romeo, wi-fi art thou, Romeo...'

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

Doctor handing cell phone to patient: 'Here, take this and call me in the morning.'

Playing chess with a QR code for a chessboard

Bush's Hacker

Tunnel of Love (Recorded for Security Purposes)

Sports and new technologies

'Where are we? Check it out on trailquest, Bart.'

"Is anybody listening to me?"

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

Football merchandise - Replica bungs

Dance Enthusiasts.