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'Seems the onboard computer analyzed your driving patterns and determined it was best for all not to start the engine.'

LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

My new car is amazing. In addition to its aggressive styling touches, it's got heated arm rests, a back massager and a built-in Wi-Fi 'Hot spot.'"

Rap-Nav.

'To more closely match reality, all our crash test dummies now hold cellphones.'

'Excuse me sir. But are you aware that it's illegal to use a mobile whilst driving?'

Yes officer, I was talking on my cell phone when I crashed - I called 911 to say that my brakes were out.

"Sry, jst updating my stat on social media n didn't c u der!"

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Coffee shop

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled 'OPS' and APPS.'

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

Astronaut Selfie.

'Data, data everywhere!'

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

Have you considered using email?

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

Youtube ghost videos...

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

We don't use pink slips anymore. Just press 'delete' for Henderson and Philips.

Employee performance review software.

"...and this year's Special Achievement Award for the longest undetected game of computer Solitaire goes to..."

'It says here that machine learning finds fake news with 88% accuracy. I think from now on I really need to edit my reports before I turn them in.'

"Technology's taken the romance out of off-shore banking."

"Dad, how does the outdoors work without batteries?"