Tech-savvy Speedster T-Shirts

'Start your search engines!'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

City Marathon.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Hey, wait for me!'

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

Man running

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

Birthday Racing Car

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

A souped up car...

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Rap-Nav.

Bike powered computer.

LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

Rolling Stop.

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

Congratulations for male runner

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