Tech-savvy Navigator T-Shirts

"Technology's taken the romance out of off-shore banking."

'Not only does this car park itself, but if it dents the car behind it, it leaves a note with the wrong phone number. Just like I do!'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Coffee shop

Pan Extension Chord

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

Rap-Nav.

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

Astronaut Selfie.

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

Scenic selfie site

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

'Data, data everywhere!'

LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

'Let's cut out the mumbo jumbo and get to the nitty gritty.'