Tech-savvy Sailor T-Shirts

"Look, if you must go down to the seas again, to the lonely seas and sky, then go!But take your BlackBerry."

Hydrofoil wing boat.

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Pan Extension Chord

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Coffee shop

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

S.S.dot.com

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Astronaut Selfie.

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

Scenic selfie site

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

'Data, data everywhere!'

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

Youtube ghost videos...

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

Questions Online

Young MacDonald

"Technology's taken the romance out of off-shore banking."

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

"Dad, how does the outdoors work without batteries?"

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

'Well the Sat Nav has got us here - why did we come?'

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."