
"Look, if you must go down to the seas again, to the lonely seas and sky, then go!But take your BlackBerry."
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"Look, if you must go down to the seas again, to the lonely seas and sky, then go!But take your BlackBerry."
They were ALL texting.
Hydrofoil wing boat.
"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."
"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"
“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”
"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"
Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."
"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."
'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'
"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."
Pan Extension Chord
Coffee shop
"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"
S.S.dot.com
Messenger of the gods in the digital age.
"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."
'I need it for my electric blanket.'
"You go pillage. I can loot from here."
Tarzan mobile phone
"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"
Scenic selfie site
Astronaut Selfie.
'Data, data everywhere!'
'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'
At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art
Youtube ghost videos...
"Don't forget to send selfies."
Psychiatry. Did you get in touch with your inner child? Yeah, and now I understand all my apps!
"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."
Questions Online
"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."
Young MacDonald
"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."
"Technology's taken the romance out of off-shore banking."
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