Tech-savvy Pirates Gifts

'Why do people always assume I download my music illegally?'

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Giraffe Selfie

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

Take me to your leader. . .

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

Crystal Ball Plug

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

Questions Online

"The source of all those mystery tweets."

Wiccapedia.

Headphone swing

"Our Trash Dash order is on its way."

I can be upgraded, can you?

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

"Yes, I did use your credit card to pay for a computer and phone. Just how long did you expect that ball of yarn to entertain me."

Online Dog Dating

Scuba texting

"I did a quick search for my lost requirements documents and I found them right away, but how do I get rid of the ads now?"

Hydrofoil wing boat.

Tourists and GPS

'He's mining for bitcoins again.'

'You'll have to get the kids to explain it to you — it's some new thing called the 'internet.''

'Sorry Charles, but according to my GPS-receiver, I'm still in my own territory...'

The Three Kings use sat nav to find the baby Jesus.

"Dad, let's play hide and go seek. I'll hide your data, and you seek it. And when you can't find it, you pay me to return it."