Tech-savvy Fish Friends Gifts

"Now to find a way outside!"

'Not that net!'

Piranhaclaus

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

Fishing and new technologies

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

Octopus Baseball Fan

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

"The source of all those mystery tweets."

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

'I wish somebody would say something.'

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'

Online Dog Dating

'Actually, I'm a lap dog.'

'Quick, everyone back to the center!'

"Plenty of fish"

"Yes, I did use your credit card to pay for a computer and phone. Just how long did you expect that ball of yarn to entertain me."

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

'Why do people always assume I download my music illegally?'

'Don't distract me now: I have only a few seconds to text myself a reminder before I forget...'

'Well Max, we're ready to go. We got our fish, we got our ice, and our data processing system is on line.'

"This is our basic flush but I think your loved one would appreciate a more substantial flush."

"My fish locator sent me."

'You really are a gadget freak you know: You don't need a GPS receiver to find your way around here...'

'I knew we shouldn't have parked here - they booted us!'

Social networks

"The good thing about being us is our mortgage is thrown in with our owner's."

"Any luck?" "No, I can't get a wifi signal, either."

'Why do I always lose at this interactive television fishing show!'

Bass Finder 6000

Fish - Catch and Release Stress