Tech-savvy Fisherman Gifts

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

Technology Fishing.

'Dad!'

Bass Finder 6000

'Why do I always lose at this interactive television fishing show!'

"It's stealth technology that hides me from fish finders."

"Hi! I'm on the hook."

'Not that net!'

'So who needs sonar?!'

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

Fishing and new technologies

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

Summer Sledding

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

'How was your luck, dear?'

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

"Plenty of fish"

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

Hydrofoil wing boat.

Scuba texting

Zombies love ice fishing

"It didn't work out in pro fishing. He couldn't even catch fish in a fish farm."

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

'Hang on, the analysis of the Audiospectrograph of that call indicates it's a decoy...'

A Hunter on a Mechanical Horse.

"My fish locator sent me."

'Well Max, we're ready to go. We got our fish, we got our ice, and our data processing system is on line.'

'Don't distract me now: I have only a few seconds to text myself a reminder before I forget...'

Bad timing.

'Luck? When you get to my level of competition, it has nothing to do with luck.'

"Now to find a way outside!"

Social networks

"Any luck?" "No, I can't get a wifi signal, either."