Tech-savvy Fish Enthusiast Gifts

'Well Max, we're ready to go. We got our fish, we got our ice, and our data processing system is on line.'

'Not that net!'

Horror movies

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'So who needs sonar?!'

The Da Vinci Cod

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"Lap fish..."

Cat eats date.

Civilized Salmon

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

Cat to fisherman about his caught fish: 'Let me clean them.'

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

"It's my helper trout!"

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

Fishing and new technologies

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'