Tech-savvy Fish Owner Gifts

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

'Not that net!'

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

Fishing and new technologies

Facebook For Dogs.

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

Summer Sledding

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

Labradrone

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

Tinder

Robotic dog throws dirt onto real dog.

Hydrofoil wing boat.

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

"I think the dog wants to go out. He just texted me the poop emoji."

'Polly wants on-line.'

"Please – I promise I’ll walk him, feed him, and manage his social media platforms."

"Plenty of fish"

The next logical step in invisible fence technology.

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

Computer games you can play with your dog: Disk toss.

'Stop texting me and go back to barking.'

The AdRams Family no.5 - Dog plays trick on owner

"I left my computer on, and my virtual pet dog tore up the place."

"I'm not saying she's obsessed, but every single photo on her phone is of her person." "Awww, that's her napping."