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'Well Max, we're ready to go. We got our fish, we got our ice, and our data processing system is on line.'

'Not that net!'

Horror movies

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'So who needs sonar?!'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

The Da Vinci Cod

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"Lap fish..."

Civilized Salmon

Cat eats date.

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

Cat to fisherman about his caught fish: 'Let me clean them.'

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

"It's my helper trout!"

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

'Twitter for goldfish.'

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"