Tech-savvy Fish Fan T-Shirts

'Don't distract me now: I have only a few seconds to text myself a reminder before I forget...'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Not that net!'

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Fish snorkling above water.

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

A Preschool of Fish

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Kids with Fish Balloons

The Da Vinci Cod

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Lap fish..."

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

'Guess who netted it.'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.