Tech-savvy Fish Fan Prints

'Don't distract me now: I have only a few seconds to text myself a reminder before I forget...'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Not that net!'

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Fish snorkling above water.

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

A Preschool of Fish

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

The Da Vinci Cod

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

Kids with Fish Balloons

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

"Lap fish..."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Guess who netted it.'

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'