Tech-savvy Fish Lovers T-Shirts

Fish on computer shocked to see 'The Net'.

'Not that net!'

Horror movies

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'So who needs sonar?!'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

The Da Vinci Cod

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

Cat eats date.

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Civilized Salmon

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"Lap fish..."

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

"It's my helper trout!"

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

Fishing and new technologies

'Twitter for goldfish.'

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'