Tech-savvy Fish Lover T-Shirts

"I want my profile picture to scream 'personality'."

"Plenty of fish"

'Not that net!'

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'So who needs sonar?!'

The Da Vinci Cod

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"Lap fish..."

Civilized Salmon

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"It's my helper trout!"

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

Cat to fisherman about his caught fish: 'Let me clean them.'

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'