Tech-savvy Fish Lover Pillows

"I want my profile picture to scream 'personality'."

"Plenty of fish"

'Not that net!'

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'So who needs sonar?!'

The Da Vinci Cod

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

Civilized Salmon

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"Lap fish..."

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

Cat to fisherman about his caught fish: 'Let me clean them.'

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

Fishing and new technologies

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"It's my helper trout!"