Tech-savvy Fish Friends T-Shirts

"Now to find a way outside!"

'Not that net!'

Piranhaclaus

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

Fishing and new technologies

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

"The source of all those mystery tweets."

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

Octopus Baseball Fan

'I wish somebody would say something.'

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'

"Plenty of fish"

'Quick, everyone back to the center!'

Online Dog Dating

"Yes, I did use your credit card to pay for a computer and phone. Just how long did you expect that ball of yarn to entertain me."

'Actually, I'm a lap dog.'

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

'Why do people always assume I download my music illegally?'

'Don't distract me now: I have only a few seconds to text myself a reminder before I forget...'

'Well Max, we're ready to go. We got our fish, we got our ice, and our data processing system is on line.'

"My fish locator sent me."

"This is our basic flush but I think your loved one would appreciate a more substantial flush."

'You really are a gadget freak you know: You don't need a GPS receiver to find your way around here...'

'Why do I always lose at this interactive television fishing show!'

Bass Finder 6000

"The good thing about being us is our mortgage is thrown in with our owner's."

"Any luck?" "No, I can't get a wifi signal, either."

'I knew we shouldn't have parked here - they booted us!'

Social networks

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