Tech-savvy Mermaids Gifts

"The source of all those mystery tweets."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

Mermaid Art

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

Fishy tail.

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

Rhinemaidens tease Alberich

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

Friday night was always sext night.

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

"We discussed a lot of options but decided on a water birth."

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

"Ah, sweatpants."

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

Then and now: great readers are now great viewers.

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'