Tech-savvy Merry-makers Gifts

Rudolph accepts Santa's request via texting

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

"Ah, here it is - the Wedding Service app."

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

Then and now: great readers are now great viewers.

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

"Let's just say that you're not trending on any site on the internet!"

Social Media Romance

"They misspelled your avatar."

"Oh, David! He's playing our ring tone!"

"Just so you know ahead of time, I have a whole new set of angry emojis I'm willing to unleash on you."

"But the two of us sitting here surfing the internet isn't 'going somewhere together'. . ."

Internet baby adoption.

"...And to love, cherish and occasionally look up from your phones at each other?"

"I'll just pull up the wedding ceremony app...."

'Any objections to this marriage should text me now or forever hold his tweet.'

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'