Tech-savvy Spirits Gifts

"They misspelled your avatar."

Conducting a s?ance via 'Dead reunited.com'

Absent Friends Reunited.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"I'm going on a retreat."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

Starbucks doubles its sales by devising a way to sell coffee over the Internet,

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

"Christmas pudcast"

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

'It's my favorite Christmas gift - a wireless computer mouse that looks just like my old fountain pen!'

Palm Top Readings

"While I don't have a formal background in finance, I did corner the cigarette market while I was doing time."

RunningBear@Arrowhead.com.

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

'If your guru business is slow, do what I did. Get a professional website presence on the Internet. That's how you found me, right?'

Confession plugged up to an amp.

Binary meditation.

The answers you seek are within yourself. But ok, the capitol of Bulgaria is Sofia. Zen Siri.

"I'm going on a retreat."

"I'm your guardian angel. But due to some technical glitz, I happen not to be invisible!"

Sleeping man uses his beard as a book mark.

Empty lemonade stand competes for business with stand selling copies of Pamela Anderson's videos.

'When did everything go online? In my day we did our haunting in person.'