Tech-savvy Spirit Gifts

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"Soulfie."

'When did everything go online? In my day we did our haunting in person.'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

God's Phone

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

"I'm going on a retreat."

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

This Cave Updated Daily.

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

"Christmas pudcast"

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

Rationalization

Palm Top Readings

'It's my favorite Christmas gift - a wireless computer mouse that looks just like my old fountain pen!'

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

'Yourplace.com or mine?'

"Let me see if I can get Him on speakerphone."

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

"They misspelled your avatar."

'Romeo, Romeo, wi-fi art thou, Romeo...'

"I know what the 'e' in 'email' stand for...endless."

"Of course I love you . . . didn't you see my Twitter feed?"