Tech-savvy Spirit Mugs

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"Soulfie."

'When did everything go online? In my day we did our haunting in person.'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

God's Phone

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

"I'm going on a retreat."

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

This Cave Updated Daily.

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"Christmas pudcast"

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

Palm Top Readings

'Yourplace.com or mine?'

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

Rationalization

"Let me see if I can get Him on speakerphone."

"They misspelled your avatar."

'It's my favorite Christmas gift - a wireless computer mouse that looks just like my old fountain pen!'

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

"I know what the 'e' in 'email' stand for...endless."

Confession plugged up to an amp.

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."