Tech-savvy Sober Gifts

Alcoholics Anonymous - "I can't talk, I'm on the wagon."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"My best friend is my phone."

"A virus ate my homework."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

The Thinker (with a laptop).

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

Websiteless -- please help.

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

"Ughh... I didn't sleep mode well last night... All my dreams buffered."

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

Deposit phones here

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

'I want you to text message 100 times, 'I will not text message in class.''

"The rules don't say anything about Airbnb-ing your property to help pay off the mortgage."

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

"They misspelled your avatar."